tortillah:

"theres a test tomorrow"

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"dont worry! if you were listening in class you’ll be fine"

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"its only on the first 5 chapters"

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cowscratch:

joyeuse-noelle:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

Next time: “Get fucked. Yes, it’s an imperative. Fucking do it.”

Ha ha wow I bet this guy is fun at parties

cowscratch:

joyeuse-noelle:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

Next time: “Get fucked. Yes, it’s an imperative. Fucking do it.

Ha ha wow I bet this guy is fun at parties


mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(Source: hhlil)



tortillah:

"youre laughing because youre lying!"

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Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel”

This made my night.

ahhh this is really cute

THEY’RE TRYING SO HARD

(Source: cocoscoffee)


thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

(Source: versaceslut)


(Source: rhymerib)


littlemiss-scatterbraiin:

This is one of the adorable baby bunnies who currently lives with us


fuckyeah0fmiceandmen:

Of Mice & Men Blog

fuckyeah0fmiceandmen:

Of Mice & Men Blog

(Source: suck-a-fvck)


elfgutz:

Mortie💙


(Source: sweetshibes)


(Source: baelor)


Ciel & Sebastian + Stretching.

(Source: sugacchi)